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siamese roman shower

the act of simultaneously shitting your pants and projectile vomiting.

root: roman shower - the act of two or more persons simultaneously vomiting on each other.
i was about to read a story in front of a large audience, but my xanax hadn't kicked in yet, and i freaked and gave the front row a siamese roman shower.
by rose kent August 16, 2007
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college shower

I didn't feel like taking the time to take a real shower, so I took a College Shower before my date.
by LazyMan08 September 28, 2008
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Lutz Shower

When a person spends 30-60 minutes, or even more in the shower. Activities include; playing with the shower users own penis, and/or wasting time while your friends wait for you.
Forest: What the hell is Matt doing?

Michael: He said he was in the shower like 30 minutes ago.

Forest: Of course, he is taking a Lutz shower!

Michael: Typical!
by alphabetsouper July 21, 2010
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nice guys finish in the shower

A spin off phrase from nice guys finish last- this refers to that the nice guy can not get laid for well being the nice guy. Therefore the nice guy must attend to his business (jacking off) while taking his shower.
Tom: So did you get laid last night with Susan
Jim: Nah, she said she didn't want to ruin our friendship with sex- she says Im such a good friend and listener.
Tom: Aw man that sucks man you tight. Im sorry but you know what they say, Nice guys finish last.
Jim: Sigh, more like nice guys finish in the shower.
by fattycatty April 4, 2011
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polakian shower

When you go to bed and you wake up in a pile of grease and call it a shower.
Instead of showering derek just slicked back his greasy hair and told his mom he took a polakian shower
by greasy pole 6969 June 22, 2012
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team shower

Two or more people in the same shower under the same running shower head. Females must wear two or fewer articles of clothing. Males must wear one or fewer articles of clothing.
I'm bored. Let's go to my house and have a team shower.
by tiger2341324 August 22, 2009
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