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Pant Licker

Basically a person who licks pants, but also has come to be used as following:

A person who is determined to squeeze everything they can out of a situation.
Used in the commercial "Pop Tarts - Pantlicker (2002)".

A man is in his office eating a Pop Tart Pastry Swirl and the filling spills on his pants and he takes them off. But then the cleaning lady walks in and sees him trying to lick the fruit off of his pants and she gives him that dirty look and says, "Pant licker!"
by WTFish September 12, 2008
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grumble pants

An otherwise cute person pretending to be an asshole.
"Claire, stop being such a grumble pants"
by tom December 25, 2004
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foot pants

Socks...... pants for the feet.... dumbass.
"Come on we are going to be late."

"One sec I just have to get on foot pants."
by Colin Nikel April 1, 2008
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Pant-Switch

A “Pant-Switch” (PS) is defined as an action of exchanging your pants with your table neighbour, which must be performed during class in school, during a lecture or any other similar risky situation, in which failing would result in bad consequences for the people involved.

In most cases a third person films the whole event in order to document the incredible achievement of the Pant-Switchers.

Those, who successfully performed a Pant-Switch are often held in high esteem and treated with highest respect within their social environment.
The original “Pant-Switch” and also the first one to be caught on camera was done by famous Pant-Switchers sallas and macmillan during a Physics class. This monumental event is documented here: url.reif.org/?73yhk9
by anonymous pant-switcher January 5, 2008
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sad pants

A variation on sad panda. When you're so sad, you need an inanimate object to describe the depths of your despair.
Tia: "I can't believe we missed our flight!"

Kai: "Sad pants."
by blackdogeater August 3, 2011
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titty pants

when your titties sag so low they touch and/or need to be tucked into your pants.
it's pretty windy out, good thing she's got her titty pants on... don't want that shit blowing away.
by Megatransleopleurotronadon March 22, 2007
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farty pants

Farty pants are pants that are soiled with the smell of farts.
I think my girlfriend has farty pants because I smell farts when she takes off her pants.
by sturtle July 22, 2014
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