Doing a Middy

Disappearing from a chatroom but not removing your name from the attending list.

She is doing a middy

by Bubbles85 January 8, 2009

Tenderize the Mids

The processes of repeatedly punching someone in the abdominal and/or flank regions of the torso.

With Apollo's gloves up, protecting his face, Balboa instead proceeded to tenderize the mids.

by Remington Bonestrong July 9, 2009

Chewy in the Middle

When a male or female has excess fat around their mid-section.

Girl A: So how did he look naked?

Girl B: He was chewy in the middle!

by [random_author] August 25, 2010

Thrusting a middle schooler

–verb
1.
To walk up behind someone and repeatedly use your groin to push forcibly on their buttock region (pants and parties knowing each other optional and strongly discouraged)

2.
To show fake ignorance about a sexual term to have it acted out.

"I had a terrible underwear fire, and the only way that I could put it out quickly was by thrusting a middle schooler with the curvaceous woman in the pew in front of me."

by BKmyWAY November 16, 2010

throw some middle

Refusing normal and "appropriate" social customs. excercising your right to use freedom of speech in a spunky, slang-ful way. (alot like the middle finger's expression of the prideful "fuck you" attitude it portrays.)

Haythe: Dude, fuck this school. fuck this world. i am so fucking over everybody. just fuck fuck fuck fuck who cares!!??

Layney: Hey, woah! whats with this percussin' bomb?

Haythe: Imma throw some middle.

by DaphneLikesDerby October 25, 2012

Too Legit Midget

A company that employees midgets during the seaons that they are not employed as elves. The midgets help people with disabilities which makes them letgit midgets and helps them make money.

"Yo I paid that midget to help me walk across the street! That midget is too legit!"

or

"You got a too legit midget?!"

Made famous by the Covino and Rich show

by Too Legit December 11, 2012

Five-foot Midget

Anyone that is particularly short. So short that they can't realistically fuck anyone up that is of respectable height. These people are typically wimps.

Man, Brandon Ektabani is five-foot midget.

by hiaatus February 8, 2013