Juan's Magic Trick

Juan's Magic Trick is when you and your partner (preferable male) shove a whole jar of Ragu into your asshole. After 2 1/2 minutes the jar will evaporate. Make sure to plug up your asshole so none of the Ragu falls out then get your partner and open up his foreskin. You need to pull out the butt plug and let the Ragu pour into his foreskin. After that tie up your partners foreskin for 3 weeks and then once you untie it the Ragu will be gone

Person 1: "Hey do you wanna do Juan's Magic Trick."
Person 2: "No what the fuck is wrong with you"

by Ragu God October 16, 2022

Rain Ezekiel Magno

his rizz is 6/10 yet he pulls so many men and women, he has long hair, and he looks like a girl

"Look at Rain Ezekiel Magno talking to that girl"
"6/10 rizz he says..."

by XxepicgamerxX2019 October 20, 2022

older sister magic

A word documented in Heartstopper.
It describes the magic of an older sister.
Contains: appearing at a random moment without anyone noticing.

Nick: How'd you do that?
his sister: Older Sister Magic.

by definethere December 4, 2022

the land of Magog

the land of the land of MagogMagog

the laSon of man, set your face toward Gog, of the land of Magog, nd of Magog

by luis artiga December 6, 2022

my ass magnet

When your ass is attached to a piece of furniture or you are just sitting on your ass

I turned my ass magnet on and now I can’t get up

by dgrigg21 December 6, 2022

Tom and Ray Magliyahtzee

A.k.a., "Flip and Flap, the Clacket Brothers" (named after da sounds made by score-cards and rolling dice). A Jewish fraternal duo whose weekly call-in radio-show featured uproarious verbal exchanges with people wanting advice on how to better their play of da classic cards-and-dice game.

"Well, you've done it again --- you've wasted a perfectly good hour listening to us, Flip and Flap, the Clacket Brothers, otherwise known as Tom and Ray Magliyahtzee. Please take care, we'll see you here again next week, and remember --- don't roll like my brother!"
"And don't roll like MY brother!"

by QuacksO February 19, 2023

hayaan mo sya magluto

the filipino translation of "LET HIM COOK"

"HAYAAN MO SYA MAGLUTO❗❗❗💯💯💯"

by viserene March 24, 2023