up shit creek

To be in deep trouble with no solution.
(It's actually "Up shit creek without a paddle" --- scans better than "with no paddle."

There he was with two nickel bags and the narcs at the door. He knew he was up shit creek without a paddle.

by M. Bridger October 29, 2003

kashoot up the school

When your class is playing Kahoot and you accidentally shoot up the school.

"WOAH MAN I GOT THIS ANSWER WRONG, TIME TO KASHOOT UP THE SCHOOL"

by BootyHandler October 21, 2017

piss up a rope

sl.
1) a futile act
2) a not-so-subtle way of asking someone to go away and not come back for a while.

"go piss up a rope, loser."

by charlie root June 9, 2003

Dap me up

A hand motion used to greet someone similar to a handshake or fist bump. The people "Dapping up" will bring their opposite hands together, sliding them against each other, and locking their fingers for a brief moment before retracting their hands. White/suburban people will usually mistake this phrase for "Dab me up."

"Bro what you are doing, dap me up"
"We haven't seen each other in 2 years and you aren't even going to dap me up???"

by HATINGLIFESTYLE January 11, 2022

fruit roll up

When a girl wraps a fruit roll up around your penis and she licks/sucks/nibbles the candy until is dissinagrates on your penis (intercourse highly not reccomended afterwards)

"What did you and that chick do last night?"
"She gave me a fruit roll up if you know what I mean bro."

by JustOutOfCuriosity March 5, 2016

FBI OPEN UP

When you listen to loli breathing as you jiggle your sausage.

Loli: Onii-chan, what is this white liquid in my pee hole?
FBI: *thump* *thump* *thump* FBI OPEN UP! *doors and windows blow up and rifles get fired rapidly*

by someunfunnyguy69 July 23, 2018

Throwing up 4s

Throwing up 4s means you get zero bitches

Look he's throwing up 4s. I knew he didn't get bitches

by touf April 19, 2022