Dog Engagement Theory

The system of ideas behind dog engagement theory suggests that there is a net positive benefit from interacting with others as if they were dogs. From playful banter to teasing and trolling, the behaviors that bring about joy in dogs will also bring about joy in fellow humans - especially romantic partners. This stems from the belief that most take life too seriously and do not wish to risk awkward moments in pursuit of genuine and fun interactions. Those who subscribe to dog engagement theory are viewed as comedic and charismatic socializers in any setting and can turn any gathering into an enjoyable hangout.

Amanda: “You guys should invite Matt to the party! He’s such a funny guy.”

Steve: “Yea sure, but am I not funny too?”

Amanda: “Kind of. But Matt is just so charismatic and playful. I think he follows dog engagement theory so that’s why he’s better.”

Steve: “I don’t think I can compete with him then.”

Amanda: “You’re right Steve. I think we should both see other men.”

by scarlet_alliance February 25, 2024

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snoop dogging

when you take a bro's girl out from under him on the down low.

dude, you were totally snoop dogging that chick out from under him at the party last night when you took her home.

by mr tinkster January 20, 2010

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Fudge Dog

when you put a shit on a stick and then deep fry it.

Oops I dropped my Fudge Dog

by MongoBalls June 20, 2025

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Eating in the Dog

Eating in the dog occurs when the woman is on the bed on all 4's like a dog. The man approaches the bed and with a slight bend at the waist goes in and eats.

Honey, go wash your asshole I'm eating in the dog tonight!

by KneeGrows1234 May 7, 2019

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