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widgey wedgie 

A widgey wedgie can only be done to someone with an abnormally large widgey (penis).

It's similar to a normal wedgie except the penis is pulled up the arsecrack instead of the pants.

It is carried out by putting your hand down the back of someone's pants, between their legs and grabbing hold of the penis, then pulling it back and tightly up between the buttocks, causing extreme discomfort.

It can be very dangerous for the testes as they can get squished by the penis.

An extreme widgey wedgie can flip the victim over so they're hanging upside down by their penis.

Despite being used as a form of torture, it is usually bragged about by the victim due to the implications about the size of their penis.
Mike: Your twat of a boyfriend just gave me a widgey wedgie! I tried to give one back but his widgey couldn't reach up that far. You deserve way better than that stupid git.

Molly: Nice try dickhead. I've seen that dick pic you sent to Beth and we couldn't stop laughing about how small it was. Besides, Pete gives himself widgey wedgies, he likes them. I'm gonna tell him what you said. Don't you ever try to steal me again you ugly cunt. I'm not unfaithful and my type doesn't lie to steal someone's girlfriend. Oh, and has more than 4 pubes and doesn't piss out of one of them! Now please never speak to me again you fucking fat pervert! You will die a virgin, tossing off your own pathetic 2.4 inches all alone until the day you die from cardiac arrest from one too many donuts you diabetic pig fucker!

Mike: Bitch!

WidgeCraft 

An extremely tall person, known as Bob, Bobby,Bobington,Widgey and of course WidgeCraft
normal sized person: I am tall

WidgeCraft: no me tall big yes
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Let's hire a widget for that party.

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Widgetsmith

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