massage unicorn

Someone who derives pleasure, happiness and joy from giving massages to others without a thought for reciprocation or payment.

My massage unicorn came over last night and erased all the stress from my work week. Lucky for me, he is also my oral unicorn ;)

by Zen Unicorn May 23, 2016

hunting unicorns

Holding out for the perfect someone or something while citing ever more elusive criterion and reasons.

Jill’s still single because she’s hunting unicorns.

by autrsc June 2, 2018

Unicorn ride

Share ride, is getting a short trip but get paid way more than what it should be

I accepted this ride to downtown. Drove 15 miles got paid 102.20 dlls, it ended up being a unicorn ride

by Erickom May 7, 2018

Sexy Unicorn

Sexy Unicorn:A Unicorn Thats Sexy And Gets Hell Of Pegases

Sexy Unicorn Went To Find A Pegases

by Jordasia21 June 13, 2018

Zee-unicorn

Zee-unicorn is where you lube a hand up and wank a guy off on your head while he is catching some zzz's.

Oi mate.. guess what? That german backpacker sure gave me zee-unicorn of the century.

by Zapp zappos October 26, 2017

flannel unicorn

A person overcome by hormonal rage.

Jason: "That Bill guy is really being a flannel unicorn today."
Mike: "Yeah, I think his fiancee's really been twisting his nuts lately."

by davidsouth2000 November 12, 2014

Unicorn-lover

posters in Mr. Imans class that Morgan Swank made in 3rd hour geography!!

Dang thos unicorn-lovers are nice! Good job Morgan!!
Thanks girl!!

by mmmmmmmmmmo0ooooooooooommmmmmm November 26, 2018