twat swat

it's the female version of a cock block

i.e. if a girl prevents another girl from getting laid

Girl:"yeah so i brought over this guy and my room mate totally ended up being a twat swat."

by yourfaceishilarious September 3, 2010

Chicken Twat

A complete lummox, a jerk, an absolute social boor. Beyond a schmuck.

Gawd! Can you believe the guy at the bar who's been cruising me? He is such a chicken twat.

by Faren and Juliana June 25, 2010

twat-twister

A common phrase used to describe a task, object or another person that is perplexing or difficult.
Extreme frustration, dumbfounded state, direct cause of a baffled feeling.

She worked on the project all day and couldn't figure it out, it was a real twat-twister.

I tried every trick in the book to close the deal, the customer just wouldn't go for it, she was a real twat-twister.

My boss can be a real twat-twister when he gets his knickers in a knot.

by mikmarsalv January 17, 2008

bucket twat

a giRl with a very loose vagina

meghan E hayden is a bucket twat bitch

by eatta bird December 29, 2008

twat sauce

the sauce of a twat

all that twat sauce came out of her twat

by no dice5 January 13, 2009

twat shammy

Another, and much more appropriate, name for the woman's sanitary pad used during menstruation.

Remind me to pack a twat shammy in my purse, as I should get my period this week.

by makomark13 February 21, 2009

manc twat

Adrian munt

Manc twat describes An absolute twat from manchester

by chefs @work January 11, 2014