twat-twister

A common phrase used to describe a task, object or another person that is perplexing or difficult.
Extreme frustration, dumbfounded state, direct cause of a baffled feeling.

She worked on the project all day and couldn't figure it out, it was a real twat-twister.

I tried every trick in the book to close the deal, the customer just wouldn't go for it, she was a real twat-twister.

My boss can be a real twat-twister when he gets his knickers in a knot.

by mikmarsalv January 16, 2008

manc twat

Adrian munt

Manc twat describes An absolute twat from manchester

by chefs @work January 11, 2014

twat shammy

Another, and much more appropriate, name for the woman's sanitary pad used during menstruation.

Remind me to pack a twat shammy in my purse, as I should get my period this week.

by makomark13 October 17, 2008

Chicken Twat

A complete lummox, a jerk, an absolute social boor. Beyond a schmuck.

Gawd! Can you believe the guy at the bar who's been cruising me? He is such a chicken twat.

by Faren and Juliana June 23, 2010

twat swat

it's the female version of a cock block

i.e. if a girl prevents another girl from getting laid

Girl:"yeah so i brought over this guy and my room mate totally ended up being a twat swat."

by yourfaceishilarious September 03, 2010

Janky Twat

Derived from the separate terms: Jank and Twat
A messed up bitch
Typically used to describe in a criticizing way or to insult.

see also: Manky Bitch

Mimi is a real janky twat. She is a real manky bitch

by MBB<3 February 08, 2010

Cage of twats

Collective noun used to describe a group of socially inept and nauseating people. In extreme circumstances it can be used in the singular form i.e a cage of twat.

"I don't want to go for a drink with that cage of twats."

"Why are you surprised? He is a cage of twat."

by uncaged April 09, 2010