Stuffing the Turkey

v. Stuffing the Turkey is a gang-bang involving at least four men. It also involves a 20 lb. Butterball turkey. The men take turns humping the living hell out of the turkey, and when all men present have "finished", the turkey is oven roasted in the usual fashion and served on Thanksgiving. Preferably to relatives that you are not fond of.
Although this originated in Eastern Russia, it is often contributed to Norway.

man 1: "me and the Boston Celtics got caught Stuffing the Turkey last night!"

man 2: "wait, what?"

man 1: "i know right? i was gonna serve it to my grandparents."

man 2: "what the fuck is wrong with you?!"

man 1: "i fucking hate my grandparents."

by feldpar February 21, 2009

Turkey

Everyone's dated one of these. Drives a 4-banger burnt orange Ford Ranger and has scruffy facial hair and three buds. One typical thinks he is Eminem, another an Abercrombie model, and third looks like something off Plant of the Apes. He was your first REAL boyfriend.

"I can't wait to meet your new Turkey, Khryssye."

by Khryssye Buccini December 4, 2003

Going Turkey

1. Upgrade of going ham. Why? Because you can get good ham any day of the week, great turkey you get once a year.

2. When white people go "all out"

3. Originated from CoD: Black Ops Zombies by N. Fountain and B. Schaut

"Damn! you just went turkey on all them!"

On CoD 30-5 "Im going turkey!"

by N Fountain July 7, 2011

Bam Bam Turkey and Ham

An awsome phrase used to own people.

(Girl dribbles ball round Defender and shoots and scores)
Girl: Oh yeah i scored!! 'woop 'woop!!
Defender: yeah yeah wateva
(Girl walks up to defender)
Girl: BAM BAM TURKEY AND HAM S.U.C.K.E.R!!!
Defender: ...Err... (trying to think of a comeback)
Girl. OWN£D with A capital 3
(Girl walks away feeling proud)

by Poppy Drawner December 7, 2009

turkey

A bad person.

"A turkey is a bad person" - Homer Simpson

by El Bastardo October 8, 2003

jive ass turkey

What Huggy Bear brought to the Starsky and Hutch Thanksgiving Dinner.

Yo, help yo'sef to sum o' dat jive ass turkey I brought fo' dinnah.

by Baretta April 15, 2003

Turkey

this move takes years of training but can be a great crowd pleaser at an unlively barmitzvar or baptism. first you need a saggy sack, pinch your sack and pull it up over your balls and penis, make sure everything is tucked in. Then use your fingers to rearange your genitals into the correct position. If it is done correctly you can transform yourself to look exactly like a plucked christmas turkey. Amazing

Richard was so impressed when i showed him my turkey, however he said that I'd not plucked it well enough so he didn't eat it.

by Rob Lewis March 15, 2005