tool off

when many tools gather together to see who is the top tool

did you hear that Brad won the tool off against Jake? he got 30 style points for his Oakleys

by chestercheeto June 13, 2011

v-tool

anything that is used to stick in the vagina

i used my green v-tool last night

by mk72118 February 13, 2012

sonny tool

Tex-Mex Puerto Rican who believes strongly in Sicilianism and The use of Fila and Puma Track Suits. On good days you can hear sonny saying things like "fuggedaboutit" and "you think im funny like a fuckin clown"
He considers himself a "GOOMBA" and his favorite book is "The Goomba's GUide to LIfe" His favorite "hang" is the sons of italy and sonny's pizza in the bronx

fuck you fat shit! you wanna play wit us ok

by Ben mARSHALL April 4, 2005

rape tool

N: A penis or other item used to facilitate rape and terrorize women.

John was tried in court because he forced his rape tool inside multiple women.

by Purple Gurl February 9, 2015

Tool Truck

Variation on the term tool. Used to describe a person that has surpassed the lower forms of tool tool box and tool shed.

Dude did you smoke the rest of my shit?
Yeah I was all out and broke til payday.
You fucking tool truck!

by Buddhadaddy September 28, 2008

tool bait

one who draws in tools

Tom: "Brandon brings the weirdest kids to our lunch table. It's embarrassing."

Matt: "Yeah he's what you call tool bait."

by iCoinedThat1199 December 20, 2009

Tool-bag

Idiot, someone who is foolish or silly.

"Gee that Chris is a proper tool-bag when he gets pissed!!!'

by Swinggal March 6, 2008