Dead snakes

Used to describe a generally undesirable and/or unfortunate scenario or event.

Person 1: Dude, I just found that I have leukemia!
Person 2: Wow that's pretty dead snakes for you

by megawalrus November 7, 2012

blanket snake

Morning wood covered by ones blanket.

What's that moving under the blanket?

Oh, it's just my blanket snake.

by Sensual Ninja October 22, 2015

snakes on a plane

an internet meme, originating with the 2006 film "Snakes on a Plane" starring Samuel L. Jackson.

1. something completely ridiculous 2.an expression signaling frustration and disbelief, often in response to an absurd event or statement. to add emphasis, interject vulgarities in the phrase, such as "snakes on a motherfucking plane"

Person #1: We just bombed Iran. The government is going to draft us.

Person #2: WTF?! Snakes on a Plane?!?!

or, more commonly:
Person #1: I can't believed we paid $8 to see that POS movie.

Person #2: Yeah, Snakes on a Plane! (waves fists menacingly, growls)

by Johann Stein September 8, 2006

The Rattle Snake

A masacistic way to get even with anyone who fucks with you. First, you take a tightly coiled dump in the bed sheets of your victim. You then hide in the closet and make hissing and other snake noises.

Patrick: I rattle snaked The childs bed last night

by Con-Artist March 9, 2005

trowser snake

a word often used by homos to describe a mans shlong.

hey ellton why dont u go battle that queers trowser snake.

by margie mario January 17, 2008

Sneaky Snake

A sneaky person (male) that gets away with doing things that he should not do.
A story teller

*Opens iPhone box* "WOW! Joel's penis! You Sneaky Snakes!"

by AirsoftNation.org January 5, 2015

snake eyes

To look at somebody with a ball in your hands,and throw it to somebody else.

"yo,he pulled a snake eyes on me,i thought he was throwin the ball to Jill!!!!"

by Tyler White(aka youngboyt) December 9, 2009