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Team Edward

A sexual move relating to the Twilight series of books,where one party ingests a large amount of goldschlager (or any gold flake infused schnapps) and essentially urinates directly on their partner ( essentially a new variation of the classic golden shower) . The theory is that the gold dust particles on the urine will make the recipient sparkle in the sunlight in the morning (much like Twilight saga vampires, etc.) See also "Team Jacob"

An alternative move of the same name involves a male receiving fellatio, and when reaching orgasm the male will ejaculate on his partner's face, and throw a handful of pearlescent craft glitter (or any other color available) onto said partner's face creating the famous "sparkling vampire" effect. Similar to a "Gorilla mask" but with a more festive outcome.
Bro! his morning they found Laura passed out on the back porch passed out smelling like piss and sparkling like crazy.. She must have switched sides and chet gave her a "Team Edward".
by Patrick the Bear May 3, 2011
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Team Mystic

The blue team of Pokémon GO, represented by its mascot, the Legendary Bird Articuno. The team is lead by Blanche, who is researching why it is that Pokémon evolve.
Person 1: Hey, you play Pokémon GO?

Person 2: Yeah

Person 1: Which team are you on?

Person 2: Team Mystic

Person 1: Cool, me too! :)
by SupahSmashBoy August 9, 2016
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there's no i in team

A Phrase That Was Started To Attempt To Remove The Phrase "There IS A Me In Team"
Player 1: Hey Man You Gotta Pass The Ball "Theres No I In Team"
Player2: Yes But There Is A Me In Team So BACK OFF Its Not My Fault You SUCK!
by Otacon May 18, 2004
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there's no i in team

Hey morons, notice how there is no "we" in team. Exactly, so shut the FUCK up!
"Hey dude, there's no "I" in team, you selfish basturd."-says gregory to jocky b.
"Hey mutha fucka, there ain't no "we" in team!"-says jocky b to the nonathelitic gregory.
by Shanomac May 20, 2004
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Teamed Up

Mike Holmgren: No more rocket balls please...

Brett Favre: I was all teamed up
by Slickyone March 7, 2008
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team foreskin

A phrase used in League of Legends to describe a situation when 4 out of 5 summoners on a team are using skins. It's a way to embarrass the 5th summoner playing without a skin on their champion, and therefore labeling their team the foreskin of a penis.
team foreskin! lux forgot her skin...
by AdventuresOfCarl July 20, 2014
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Dream Team

A team that is the most incredible team ever! When one is missing they feel incomplete until the person returns and then they feel whole again.
Wow! That team is perfect they are a dream team.
by JTT86 April 17, 2016
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