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Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch

What you simply have to say to the overweight, psoriatic bitch in the office who takes crisps out of the packet individually, annoying everyone else in the building, instead of emptying them all out and turning ten minutes of irritating rattling into about 3 seconds.
Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch. Better still, stop eating crisps altogether you hideous mountain of lard.
by Supernatural England August 10, 2009
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Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.
Dealing with relationships can be complicated, and there are often hidden stories behind couples' surface-level interactions. Every relationship is unique, and each partner brings their past experiences, values, and communication styles to the table.
by posaidon April 13, 2023
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Table leg move

To perform stick your leg into your partners ass and wiggle leg
I gave my girlfriend the table leg move and we had to rush to the er at 1 in the morning
by Krig6user December 31, 2021
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Tabling

The act of jamming your cock from underneath an extendable table and having a woman fuck it from above.
My cock is red raw!” “Why’s that, Nadeem?” “She was tabling me too hard last night, again!”
by Puzzle_Man November 6, 2020
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cookout table legs

Man David got so folded he whipped out his cookout table legs
by kitttyyygirl January 3, 2021
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table crab

when you go to a strip club and eat food and when you get home you contract crabs
john: no i dont wanna go eat there and get table crabs
by AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHm March 19, 2022
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