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Clot Stomping

The dance a woman does when she passes a very large blood clot in the shower and it won't go down the small holes in the drain.
Usually after childbirth, women pass some pretty large clots; necessitating clot stomping.
by K C F May 28, 2008
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Curb stomp

When you poop in the shower and have to stomp it down the drain so your mom doesn’t find out.
Yo, I forgot to curb stomp last night and now I’m grounded.
by PoopStomper64 April 25, 2020
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curb-stomp

A type of stomp where you put someones head on the curb and jump on em
holy shit that toddler just got curb-stomped.
by minecraft_virgin69 August 6, 2020
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Stoopy Burger

One with ignorance or lack of moral education. Any preferrable adjective meaning 'dumb' referring to a person. Also see dumbass.
Joe: Hey John!
John: What?
Joe: Whats two times two?
John: 8!
Joe: You fucking stoopy burger...
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Waffle Stomp

To crush an unopened horizontal beer can on the ground with foot, causing the alcohol to blast into anothers mouth/face/ENTIRE BODY
Hey Erik...Would you like to waffle stomp a beer?

Of Course Kyle, The indy 500 is a wonderful place to demonstrate a successful waffle stomp.

Oh Erik...Do you mind if I video tape this waffle stomp on my camcorder so we can re-view it in super slow-mo at my house repeatly at a later date?

No Drew...I think that this world needs to know what a waffle stomp is. Also, I think that it will be quite funny.
by Ingrown Naked Mallrat Jr. March 22, 2009
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Stumpy

a common name of footless penguins who live in the U.S.
stumpy is short because she has no feet
by Scuffy March 7, 2003
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stumpy

#1- " Someone who is the definition of a tool. They hold the world record for the most pimples. They once ate a mans face. They enjoy pizza and pop."

#2- " Havimg a small carrot."
" Did you see that stumpy eat that man whole?!?!"
by finx July 14, 2007
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