Steam Monkey

A Steam Monkey is when you describe a person as a pile of steaming shit!
by Steam Monkey June 10, 2019
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steaming a cheeseburger

you proceed to Dutch oven a girl, and while you bask in the ambience of the aroma you proceed to have vaginal intercourse, thus creating the steamed cheeseburger.
dude, last night my kid walked in on me steaming a cheeseburger!
by Big dick suddy August 06, 2015
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Funky steam

The cloudy gas (CO2 from the carbonation process) that you see when you open up a bottle of beer or a carbonated drink.
Why is it when you open a bottle of beer there’s always that funky steam in the top?
by Fadastalk April 27, 2024
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Steam Demon

When someone is taking a hot, steamy, shower and someone else goes into the bathroom and takes a shit without any courtesy flushes.
“I woke up and hopped in the shower and my boyfriend went in and dropped the nastiest Steam Demon- he damn near suffocated me.”
by Themostradofall November 16, 2022
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steam demon

It's when your shit is so hot that when it hits skin that bitch turns into a homemade steam room.
Brad - Hey Nick come here!

Nick - What?
*Brad shits on his arm
*Nick autistic scream
Brad - STEAM DEMON!!
by OG Snowstorm August 15, 2017
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Dry Steam

The act of forcibly placing someones ball bag into a mound of very hot sand .
Man, if that faget Liam asks me for some more of my Japple, lets give him a dry steam. You get him into the cupid position and I'll fish out his incredibly small nut sack. I wish I had some gloves.
by mung0 January 01, 2010
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steam and go

When you ask your girl after a long night for some head.
Hey babe it's been a long day at work, Jerome was a real dick. I need to play some war hammer can I just get some steam and go?
by Cat_bug January 29, 2016
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