super straight

a word virgins use to hide the fact that they are transphobic

Matt: I’m super straight I only like cisgender women 🤓
Joe: No you are a virgin who has never felt the touch of a woman

by Iget2muchpussy March 7, 2021

straight clownin

usage-verb
def-someone being excessively stupid or wack, also one who is being an ass clown

Eyo Phil, u is straight clownin up in this mug.

by J money August 21, 2003

super straight

shut up.

super straight isnt a valid sexuality. die pls lol

straight person: "sheeesssh i think im part of the LGBT now."
LGBTQIA+ person: "huh? wdym?"
straight person: "i'm super straight."
LGBTQIA+ person: "you know thats not real, right?"

by asphyxial_x April 29, 2021

Straight booty

Meaning someone is trash or something is terrible

God you're straight booty!!

by Jon13N December 15, 2016

straight-edge

a philosophy to live a clean, responsible and sober lifestyle; a choice that many, many people consciously make, except being "straight-edge" is an excuse to put X's all over yourself as well as before and after everything you write, to use a label to make your choices look better than everyone else's and belong to a clique.

Dave: "what's the difference between you and XStevenX - that straight-edge guy?"

Me: "well, both of us choose to live a substance-free and responsible life, except XStevenX is self-righteous, insecure douche-bag who needs desperately wants to be a part of another cliche clique, a needs a pathetic label to advertise his "morals" as being above everyone else's."

by wayuphighkitty April 30, 2009

straighten

To pay off a 'bent' or corrupt official

Jack straightened out the copper and we got let off

by Damian M January 10, 2009

ex-ex-straight

A person that was once straight, then fell victim to the "liberal agenda", then turned straight again.

The word is currently not used by the conservative movement, but it soon will, as they continue to spurn out bullshit to transcend the current bullshit quota.

I wonder how long it will take before conservapedia makes an article on "ex-ex-straight".

by Unpy June 30, 2008