SQUIRREL STAND

When you deficate into a woman's anus and then she deficates it back into your mouth.

I can't believe that bitch pulled a Squirrel Stand!

by Stan Chinus February 8, 2008

Nike Squirrel

Someone who completely covers themselves in NIKE brand clothing, usually complimenting those who wear NIKE clothes, and reprimanding those who who wear other brands such as ADIDAS. These people often talk about the NIKE products they want to buy, and emphasize significant statements with a "NIKE BOOM!", or simply "BOOM!"

These people may be completely ignorant to things not pertaining to NIKE and or the sports they play.

Guy 1: "Ryan is such a Nike Squirrel."

Guy 2: "I know, yesterday I wore my Adidas shoes and he ranted for like ten minutes on why Nike is the superior brand."

Guy 3: "I swear he gets a new pair every month, and he tells everyone before he buys them."

by Botonist March 10, 2011

Squirrel Nigger

Someone who is always the little spoon, never stops searching for his nut, and spends most of his time in a tree.

See that guy over there. That's Trevor Beck. He's such a squirrel nigger.

by LordoftheFlies March 27, 2014

dead squirrel

when you hang the male testicles over the forehead not touching the forehead like a teabag

Dude 1: Man you got teabagged
Dude 2: No man it was only a dead squirrel

by sam January 6, 2003

Dead Squirrel

A dance move created by a man who lived in NJ during the Spring of 2003, who is A.k.a.: Shockerman.

Bill did the dead squirrel at the bar last night.

by Neil Page January 12, 2008

fuzzy squirrel

Fuzzy Squirrel is a squirrel with fuzzy fur. Fuzzy is spiked on ends but still soft, so Fuzzy Squirrel. Fuzzy Squirrel originates from the depths of England in the old year of 2004. Fuzzy Squirrels are usualy spotted in rainforests or jungles, hiding under mushrooms with badgers dancing in the distance.

It is also a name for FireFly40.

"Hey look, a Fuzzy Squirrel!"

by Dimbat June 11, 2004

Squirreling

The act of tickling or having your taint tickled with the tail of a squirrel.

Squirreling my taint feels awesome, I cant wait to get squirreled all night long!

by SOLAMF42 June 30, 2011