Singer's Disease

The pseudo-diagnosis of choice among certain physicians of Riddle Memorial Hospital's Emergency Room. This condition, only seen in adolescent, musically-inclined females, is characterized by chest pain, heart palpitations and shortness of breath. However, these symptoms are only present in singers, as only they are self-aware enough to recognize them.

So I just got back from the hospital... They say it's Singer's Disease.

by DrToolBag November 21, 2011

Single Wipe Wonder

When you take a crap and it comes out so perfect, you only need to gather one wad of TP to wipe yourself clean.

Man, after that Mexican food yesterday, I had the best crap. It was a single wipe wonder!!

by GCSRT8 December 15, 2011

singeroa

someone who makes ridiculous things up with the hope that others will miraculously believe them; a bullshitter

Bitch just tried to play "quxzle" in Scrabble. SUCH a singeroa!

by shittysez January 28, 2012

Singletown

A lonely place where single people live.

"oh i heard you bought a new flat in singletown?"

- "yeah it's new so it's EMPTY LIKE MY SOUL"

by danny8800 August 10, 2012

Single Stare

Someone who wears a patch over one eye and stares.

I went to school with a creepy kid who always gave me a single stare.

by squirter November 15, 2012

Singletin

A Singletin is a highly eligible single professional.

Jane is a Singletin, she is one of the most eligible females in the country.

Jane wants to be introduced to Mark because he is also a Singletin.

by Anneet February 26, 2013

singlestache

The mustache you shave either right after or right before the end of a relationship to symbolize your new found independence. Also can be used a flag to show that you are not ready for another relationship.

1: Did you see Bob's singlestache?
2: Yeah man he must be about to break up with his girlfriend.

or

I'd totally go out with Bob but he has that silly singlestache. Maybe I'll ask him out when he shaves it.

by TheMcGuinness August 28, 2014