Simon

Do what this cunt says, or else...

I'm a Simon, I told you, okay? Fuck's sake...

by Mpdub May 28, 2021

Double-Simon

When your name is simon and you had had sex with the same girl as another simon

"if i also have sex with her, then we would have a Double-Simon"

by upcoming_popstjerne September 6, 2017

Southernly simon

A clothing brand based in Florida that sells all inclusive apparel, they have the motto “do it because you can” and they were founded in 2022. They release clothing in collections and they are working towards opening up discussions for awareness and advocacy

Person #1: Did you see the CEO Byron Simon’s new post? Southernly Simon just released a new collection

Person #2: Of course I did I already ordered the hoodies and candles

by Southernlysimonapparel August 16, 2023

National throw Simon Day

On October 7 its National throw Simon day meaning anybody named Simon can be thrown into the atmosphere.

You: Hey Simon .
Simon : What?
You: (Throws Simon into the atmosphere)
You: Happy National throw Simon day everyone!

by Daleym October 6, 2022

Simon

Simon is a man with a fairly average sized cock. Often women see Simon as a kind of a weird person, leaving Simon to settle for his American buddy Harley who lives in 'massivetwoshits' (massachusettes) their romantic chemistry is often staggering. Often leaving the average unisex couple jealous of their passionate love making. Simon is a femine man who can often be slightly racist but that's nothing compared to his love for a Subaru brz. Simon is pittied for liking the brz for obvious reasons... (it's fucking slow) but no matter how weird he may be, he is always loved by the hoe-mies. Show your local Simon some love & if socially acceptable, proceed to make love to him passionately.

Shut up, 'Simon'
That is one massive 'Simon'
'Simon' sexualizes his homies

by Zimcox November 21, 2021

Simon

A very competetive person that has a big cock and is a chick magnet likes to hang out with his friends. He can also be nice to his friends and family.

Good person Simon

by The Cooler Than The Coolest July 20, 2021

Simon Heibel

Simon is a boy with a big penis. Should you be a girl you absolutely need one, so that he fucks you once properly.
But beware, if you have pretty girlfriends, he will fuck them too. He even doesn't stop at your mothers. According to legends, he has already fucked a woman to death.
If you are a boy, you can count on him!

Simon Heibel

by CeloGalileo November 22, 2021