sausage boy

An Indian cocain dealer who lives in the hood of north Latvia whose children are named Lamp and Blanket (in indian of course).

Person 1: Did you call sausage boy? i need my fill (of cocain).
Person 2: Yeah, he's on his way.

*Conversation originally held in Latvian

by itsbritneyyybiatchhh November 4, 2018

burnt sausage

The act of wacking off with no lubrication and accidently rubbing skin off leaving a painful rash that turns into a scab.

Example:

Guy 1: Dude what the hell is wrong with my dick!? (whip's his dick out.)

Guy 2: Ohhhh! Dude you have a burnt sausage. wait like 3 days until you wack off again.

by Jumbalia Stone November 29, 2011

Sausage Jockey

A sausage jockey is typically someone who endeavors to seek out that slippery savaloy or battered bratwurst and ride it to kingdom come

Oi, tibu dibu, you raving marmite mining sausage jockey, get back to work!

by Lt. Howe July 26, 2015

Sausage Tosser

A male individual who masturbates furiously and frequently.

Michael Cantrell is an avid sausage tosser who is known for eating his own sausage tossage.

by Darius_Effin_Flynn February 10, 2018

Thug Sausage

Someone similar to the shlong patrol, but has no penis, and no face

or

someone who can sing good.

You are not a member of thug sausage you fat kid.

by smith March 13, 2003

gypsy sausage

Gypsy Sausage refers to a penis foreskin that is so long and stretchy, it can conceivably stretch from one town to the next.

This guy had so much Gypsy Sausage down there, it took me longer to untangle my tongue from it than it did for me to blow him.

by gypsysausage May 13, 2018

elongated sausage

a man's kingly meat scepter

Man, that is an absolutely elongated sausage.

by chemking May 11, 2020