smashing potatoes

To erotically engage in sexual activities

Drew was smashing potatoes on a golf course tonight.

by RitaPita May 3, 2009

Pashed Potatoes

Pushed Around Mashed Potatoes. The idea of mashed potatoes but instead of mashing you are pushing the potatoes around with a spoon or some stir stick similar.

"Damn Ayaan, you sure make great Pashed Potatoes!"

by MonstersJuice. December 13, 2009

mashed potato convention

Telling some one about a mashed potato convention Will instantly make them think "Who the fuck would take the time to set up a mashed potato convention". Then upon Explaining it to them will increasingly want to go. The need to go will become so strong that when they figure out there is no mashed potato convention they are very depressed.

you: Hey have you heard about the Mashed potato convention coming up?

Friend: No theres no such thing as a mashed potato convention.

You: yeh there is theres over 89 mash potato flavors plus a king of the potato contest were you get to try all the mashed potato.

Friend: Really that sounds so fucking dumb but i really want to go to this were is it?

You theres no mashed potato convention you retard.

by Jason Rodd May 5, 2011

Hot Potato

The roach of a blunt or joint. It's called a hot potato because it gets hotter with each pass.

Yo dude, I'm gonna roll a new joint. That hot potato keeps burning me.

by Lost and forgotten October 8, 2016

Potato Queen

A gay asian male who prefers to date (NOT necessarily older) caucasian men. Unlike bitter (usu. less attractive)sticky rice, who have given up on any chance of dating or interacting with men outside their race, potato queens make friends of all races.

Sure, he's a potato queen and has his eye on that surfer boy, but that doesn't mean he won't make friends with Danny Lin.

by RiceBowl September 16, 2003

Mashed Potato Pussy Fucker

One who enjoys the very cheesiest of tacos. Said vagina is generally so engulfed is a puss like substance that it is barely distinguishable from a bowl of mashed potatos.

Man, Sanjeep is such a mashed potato pussy fucker. He was in the shower last night and his cock fell off due to extreme rot.

by Steve Penis October 7, 2007

Cleveland Hot Potato

The process by which an individual excretes a large piece of fecal matter and proceeds to pass that directly into another individual's anus, who then tries to return the instrument into the originator's anus. This process is repeated until one unsuccessfully receives the item. The failing indidivual must then proceed to orally consume the article.

Cora Wong was playing Cleveland Hot Potato with a Water Buffalo. One of them lost, yet, they both wanted to eat the feces.

by Cora Wong August 31, 2007