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Penguin Puffed

To be summoned to Human Resource for disciplinary reasons
I got penguin Puffed today for calling in sick yesterday
by Jules Verne 2000 October 3, 2017
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Penguin Server

A server on discord where people will try to start drama with you as well as attempt to press you out of the server
Join Penguin Server discord.me/penguin
by Penguin Server November 20, 2017
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Legan the Penguin

Legan the Penguin is a penguin that loves leggings. He usually doesn’t waddle but when he does he looks retarded.
Mya: “damn he looking fine”
Liv: “ he’s wearing leggings. So he’s legan the penguin
by liversandmya April 20, 2018
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cheddar penguin

When you fuck her so hard with ground up gold fish crackers on your dick that she has to walk like a penguin afterwards.
Wow I can’t believe I just cheddar penguined her.
by 696969699696 February 26, 2018
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Penguins

A group of black people who always huddle up like penguins and scream
Them penguins over there was talking about my momma.
by sloppy poppy May 11, 2018
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beat the penguin

Jacking off or getting a hand job using snow or ice as lube.

Alternate meaning: when a programmer is verbally masterbating about their code.
I want some action in the cold snow baby.

Sure, pull down your pants and I'll beat the penguin numb as a stranger.
by Zen Mutty July 5, 2016
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Awkward Penguin

A method used to warm one's hands. Consists of shrugging arms up and down while pointing hands outwards as if one's arms were a penguin's wings.
She was about to get hypothermia, but the awkward penguin warmed her fingers.
by G009 June 1, 2016
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