Panda

When a girl gives you head and you ejaculate in one eye and punch her in the other.
she will have one white and one black eye
also see pirate and scroll down to the sexual definition

"i once gave a woman a panda (with permission of corse) why she let me, ill never know."

by dangerous92 November 2, 2008

Panda Express

Receiving Oral Sex while eating chinese food. This may include left over chinese.

going to get chinese food then getting dome also know as panda express

by thegiantredginer December 20, 2010

panda faggot

one who wears gay panda shirts and bobs their head to bands they pretend to know.

can be reffered to as: "panda" or "panda faggot"

wow look at that panda faggot.

by Rose-Marie December 28, 2008

The Panda

when you cum on a person's face and punch them in both eyes. the resulting bruised and cum laden face is known as 'the panda'.

'I love a little bukkake session...I also like it rough. PUNCH ME IN THE FUCKING FACE!'
"AIGHT, BITCH" *Thwat* Thwat*
"Yeahhhh" *Looks into the mirror* "I look like Kung Fu Panda"

THE PANDA

by Fo_Sho August 4, 2012

Trash Panda

A girl that has very low morals that looks like a dumpster fire that will pretty much fuck anyone with no regrets

Hey ray wanna go to the bar tonight and pick up some trash pandas

by Trash Panda King February 17, 2018

Panda Express

A sexual position where the man takes a woman from behind, while holding her hair as she pukes.

The frat Bros cheered from their jeep as they passed the couple having a panda express in the parking lot.

by LES_LIZARD August 25, 2015

Sneezing Panda

When you cum in a girls pussy and she queefs spraying a white mist like a sneeze. Similar to the popular sneezing panda YouTube video.

Nick: "Yo I was banging Dakota's sister Heather last night and I came in her and she queefed."

Brandon: " Oh man sneezing panda!"

by D Tausch March 20, 2011