Parallel Jerk

The doubles tennis team Parallel Jerked
by Desertghost87 December 13, 2011
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Jerk-Status

The point in a relationship to where the girl is comfortable jerking off the guy.
Ted reached Jerk-Status with Liz last week!
by Adb1002 August 30, 2018
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kurkle jerk

when you touch or flirt with a friends girlfriend
look tj is pulling a kurkle jerk on jims girlfriend
by joetheonewiththedick March 13, 2010
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Dirt Jerk

Self gratification during an experience which is less than hygienic.
After a night of significant alcohol consumption, Alex awoke in his tent to find soot from the earlier evenings fire in his underpants. He then realized he was guilty of committing a dirt jerk.

Alex knew that the handle on the bathroom stall was dirty but personal need got the better of him and the dirt jerk became the only solution.

Heather figured that Alex was a dirt jerker and decided to reject his advances.
by 3nothappening November 25, 2010
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jerk-hot

Adjective used to describe men who have an arrogant or otherwise asshole-type nature which should exempt them from being found attractive... yet are found attractive nonetheless.
"I know I shouldn't be into Dane Cook, but I can't help it... he's jerk-hot."

See also: Jeremy Piven
by Heidi Vega March 28, 2008
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jerk-mate

A jerk-mate is a masturbation buddy who often gets together with another guy to jack off together or jack each other off. May progress to sucking dick or fucking ass after their first cumgasm.
Other than Matt, Brad is one of my favorite jerk-mates.
by USAF Cadet June 18, 2021
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circle jerking

when two people play free for all on mw2 and take turns killing each other to get a nuke. in turn being complete douches and ruining the game.
marksman4 and satern123 were totaly circle jerking cuz they kept takin turns gettin nukes.
by sc-gomer February 07, 2010
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