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Watts and danny were playing noodles last night in their bedroom until it turned into a good ole fashion sword fight
noodles by TearDrop February 7, 2004
In traffic, to pass cars by using a short stretch of the far right lane, only to merge left before colliding with parked cars, before the end of the lane, etc. So named to reflect the slippery and curvy nature of a prepared noodle.
Marta faked like she was turning right, but just as the light changed, she noodled the beige Camry in order to break free from the pack.
noodle by Conrad Starr June 29, 2007

Noodle Humper

A female (or homosexual male) who is dating a man with far less than average penis size.
Your Noodle Humper girlfriend looks really deprived lately. Perhaps you are not pleasing her enough sexually.
Noodle Humper by ?M冿 May 9, 2005

Ramen Noodle

1) Your best friend when your a lazy couch potato and do not want to make a real meal.

2) Something you eat 3 meals a day for weeks on end because you ran out of food

3) The best thing to happen to America
girl 1) yeah, Im on the Ramen Noodle diet

girl 2) huh?

girl 1) its great! I've already gained 5 pounds

girl 2) ....
Ramen Noodle by britts-NAY January 31, 2010

dropped your noodle 

To have temporarily lost ones mental capacity leading to a mistake.
"Beccy you've dropped your noodle" - on dropping noodles on to her lap.
dropped your noodle by TSW May 10, 2006

PINK NOODLE 

When you jack off so hard that your vas deferons shoot out of the tip of your dick.
It was embarassing showing up in the emergency room with a pink noodle.
PINK NOODLE by jb June 19, 2006