Douche Noob

What you call when you have two gamer noobs over for a gamer party and only have two controlers. They leave you without a controler and are total noobs and dont want you to play with them on the console in your own house.
*phone call* Bring Bring Bring
"Hello?"
"Hey dude you wanna come over and play Halo Reach"
"Sounds awesome"

"Ya Im inviting the other bro too"
"Oh sweet me and him can play again and you be a dj"
"You guys are just going to Douche Noob me again?"
"We'll let you play eventually"
"Watever, nevermind dude"
"Wait what?"
Click
"Hello, watever"
Click
by TheVerdict July 14, 2011
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Noob Cube

a crappy map made for games
quiapio_bridge is a noob cube
by elmer fudd October 14, 2004
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Noob Fear

The feeling of aprehension that some more unexperienced video gamers get. It when you know there are enemies up ahead, and you are afraid and hesitant to proceed.
I can play lots of shooters easily, but for some reason Max Payne gives me noob fear all the time.
by |< /\ /\/ € |› |-| /-\ /\/ January 16, 2005
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Roblox Noob

A new person to join ROBLOX, about a ROBLOX account under 2 months or 1 year.
Pro: You Noob!
Noob: Yeah, i joined ROBLOX like 5 weeks ago, so i'm a Roblox noob.
by DemonicHeadrow March 01, 2018
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noob stick

The panzerfaust in Wolfenstein, or Wolfenstein ET. Only used when referring to this weapon in the hands of an unskilled player.
Battle Magic keeps TKing everyone with that Noob Stick
by The Professor November 08, 2003
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Vista Noob

A PC user who is sucked in by vista being "the latest and greatest," but XP and 2000, and OS X, and Linux are way better.
(user 1)Hey i got a new pc wit vista. can u help me install this app?
(user 2)STFU Vista noob
by 87r0151onethree July 25, 2008
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Trained Noob

Trained Noob is a name given to a noob which has been trained thus making him/her better. A noob can not pass the stage of trained noob if he is beeing trained. Ask a great man once said "You can train a noob but he'll just be a trained noob."
by Luke Carroll April 26, 2005
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