flying moose-fuck

Saying you don't care about something. Saying something is meaningless.

I don't give a flying moose-fuck if Sally comes along. She could drop dead today and I wouldn't notice.

by Mister Decent June 29, 2011

moosicorn

A moose with a unicorn horn.

Person 1- Is that a moose?
Person 2- No, it's a unicorn...i think.
Person 3- IT'S A MOOSICORN!
Person 2- WTF?
Person 3- A moose with a unicorn horn silly!
Person 1- Freak.

by boombalou December 9, 2011

Moose Twat

A derogatory term used to describe a female you suspect of having a gigantic vaginal area. One that may be measured in acreage rather than square inches. This vaganal area is most likely covered in a 1960's type hairdo and is usually not kept up all that well.

Michelle Obama is a Moose Twat.

by jinkle5man October 7, 2011

Mooseing

Having anal sex with a girl placing your hands on her hips and slowly raising them to head height in the shape of antlers impersonating a moose with out her seeing what you are doing.

Im mooseing that girl tonight

by fraggletron January 7, 2012

Moose Goose

You are familiar with a camel toe or an extreme camel toe, is a moose knuckle.

A moose goose is when you have a fart bubble that that creeps forward and gooses the moose.

moose goose camel toe moose knuckle

by Moose Goose Militia May 6, 2014

Mooshy

Another word for pussy, but in a nonubstruct way

Stop being such a mooshy Sam get in the car.

by That girl Ashtin May 22, 2017

Moose

When two guys are at both ends of a lady friend, pig on spit style. Both men hold there hands up to there heads, fingers spread, moose antler like. One looks to the other and says "I am the moose". The other looks and says "No, I am the moose". They both then lock horns, whilst roasting their female friend.

Will and Alex came home from overseas and told of their moose in Canada.

by Travi January 24, 2008