Mitch Marner

hottest man alive. Hes a skilled player on the NHL's Toronto Maple Leafs but like hes hot

you see mitch marner? He made me so wet.

Yeah! he made my dick hard

by hii1225 July 27, 2023

Micheal Couple

Couple meaning 2+

A Micheal couple can range from 2 to infinity.

Hey can I borrow a Micheal couple?

by DarkBane September 6, 2023

iron micheal

The art of adding homemade cream to a ladies decreamed breakfast soup.

Linda loved when I iron Michealed her.

by Breakfastsoup July 17, 2017

Mix-Matched

When one thing does not match another.

Whats with those mix-matched socks?

All the eyewitness' had mix-matched descriptions of the suspect.

by StarbucksAcai August 16, 2018

Anal mitch

To bleach you anus blond to impress the guys

Hey dude I got anal mitch'ed do you want to see my ass hole it's so soft and blond

by Themadtruth August 21, 2019

Daddy Mitch

A homeschool kid that is bad at rocket league, sweats on apex legends, wears a swimshirt in the pool, eats peanut butter, touches other dudes thighs and is a strange cookie.

Hey Bro have you met Daddy Mitch yet, hes a retard.

by Very hot man and also sexy March 19, 2021

Wet micheal

A wet micheal is a polka dot beach towel, covered in whale semen that is dried in the sun for 72 hours.

I’m going to hit you with my wet micheal if you don’t stop right now!

by Bubble_bee_outside May 10, 2022