millennial bail

When you always say "Yes!" to all plans, but you bail because you're a millennial.

Kevin: Hey do you wanna go see a movie Thursday?
You: Yes!
Kevin: Awesome I'll hit you up later this week!
...
(Thursday)
Kevin: You still down for that movie?
You: uhhhhhh I don't think I can anymore, sorry!
Kevin (to himself): Classic millennial bail by Wojtek.

by Wojball May 21, 2017

Millenial snap

Similar to a snap or chop. Smoking a personal bowl of weed out of a bong but instead of tobacco, a fat cloud is ripped from the Juul.

Dude: Hey bro, you got any cigs? I’m trying to rip a chop.
Bro: Nah dude. We just ran out of American spirits. You can bum my juul and rip a millenial snap though.

by Chopchopper November 25, 2018

mcleanith milleras

The infection resulting from an excessive amount of the semen-blood mixture accumulatiing deep within the upper asshole of a young, middle Eastern male. Commonly associated with a "Boomer".

After that hardcore anal with a regular old "Karen Jackson", that Affghanistani lover of mine had a severe case of Mcleanith Milleras.

by wenis May 15, 2003

ok millennial

When millennials start saying some ignorant and closed minded, and hypocritical things and Zoomers are tired of their behaviour.

Millennial: Young people these days should care more about the environment. *continues to use plastic ramen bowls and styrofoam takeouts*

Zoomer: ok millennial

by GretaThunbergIStheFUTURE October 29, 2019

Millennial

A simultaneously apathetic, arrogant, and ignorant fuck whose only claim to maturity is the hair on his/her pubis.

"Fuck the homeless! They can go out and get a job just like the rest of us," said the (often unemployed) millennial from his parents' basement, thinking he/she has the world by the balls, though his/her 20-something perspective is about as broad as my ass crack. Ironically, this narrow-sightedness is reflected by the way he/she talks out his/her ass.

by Omniscient Old Fart April 28, 2017

millered

To shoplift from Goodwill.

Where did you get this broken home interior stuff? I Millered it from the Goodwill while the checkout girl was adjusting the baby in her stomach.

by LCSulla52 February 13, 2004

millennial autism

Millenial autism is a serious disease that many children have. People like Danielle Brogolli is a perfect example of this and was the first well recorded patient. Since then people lile lil tay, woah vickey, lil pump, 6ix 9ine, and many others have contracted this disease. Currently the only cure is death, but researchers are working day and night to find a cure. Syptoms include:
Claiming to be trapping on the block
Listening to trash mumble rap

Claiming to be from the hood

And lastly if they start speaking weird.

I'm sorry Your son had Millennial Autism

by Somekid 11 August 20, 2018