kelly

a surname for a SQUARE headded person

oh kelly u have such a square head

by jt3173 January 24, 2008

kelly (male)

A very smelly man with bad flatulence. Thinks he resembles a majestic polar bear, but his bad smell, tiny arms and sarcastic demenor make him more like a very weak sloth...

Oh, look how tiny that guys arms are!! Oh and he smells awful! Must be a Kelly (male) ...

by Englishwolverine December 22, 2016

Smelly Kelly

A species of easily-amused persons named Kelly that reside in Manhattan, Illinois, but freqently migrate to both Champaign and Chicago. Can usually be found purchasing Hello-Kitty related items, leaving various important items at Omie's dorm, and listening to emo music. Like all humans, they can potentially smell bad if they avoid bathing for long periods of time.

I'm going to see Flogging Molly with Smelly Kelly next Wednesday.

by Pantsakins February 21, 2005

R. Kelly

teeage fucker who should keep his DIPSHITTY in his pizzants at all times!

wooooo! o man im sweatin like r. kelly at a playground!!

by DAVE October 15, 2003

Kelly-Anne

The sexiest MILF you'll ever meet.

Damn, Kelly-Anne is a mother id like to fuck.

by mamaaa March 4, 2009

Bethany Kelly

A creature that until recently was ginger. It is basically one little BOO YAH whore.

Bethany Kelly <3

by Muhahaha167784er5 January 3, 2011

Machine Gun Kelly Fan

A white teenage girl who only listens to Machine Gun Kelly because they think he is "cute". Not one rapper would ever be a MGK fan.

Those girls at Starbucks are definitely Machine Gun Kelly fans.

by wowwowwowwowwoooow September 21, 2019