A hallmark moment is when you have a moment that would be perfect on a card. It doesnt matter if its funny or not, it just has to be card material.
"When you tripped I laughed and thought how that was such a hallmark moment"
"Ewww did you see the new chick? She had such a hallmark moment in science."
"Ewww did you see the new chick? She had such a hallmark moment in science."
by juliett May 19, 2009

by MicklePicklez February 28, 2011

A flashback of being stoned. Usually lasts a few seconds to a few minutes. You can get them every few days up to a month after smoking weed.
dude 1: dude, last night.....
dude 2: u okay dude?
dude 1: blank stare
dude 2: hello?
dude 1: sorry, i just had a major tard moment.
dude 2: u okay dude?
dude 1: blank stare
dude 2: hello?
dude 1: sorry, i just had a major tard moment.
by trammyman lol September 14, 2007

After working late one night I returned home to find my family celebrating my first child's birthday with a party which I had completely forgotten about, and it was a Sputnik moment that made me realize the need to spend more time with my kids.
by m0llusk October 28, 2006

You're car won't start because it's -10F and the snot is frozen in you nose and you can't feel your fingers and you're already running late so you're just like, "Fuck."
That is a Fuck Moment
That is a Fuck Moment
by teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee$ December 8, 2009

by Aesir-- January 15, 2021

A phrase that was started to become popular in early 2018 by Slythewarrior with the first notable example with his video "You've got to be kidding me...." describing something ridiculous to the point of absurdity
by An interesting man July 10, 2019
