santa hand

Santa's right pimp hand

What!? Mrs. Claus forgot to make dinner! Sounds like Jolly Ol' Saint Nick is gonna have to keep his Santa hand strong.

by hjklj April 10, 2008

Trojan Hand

One whom masturbates while wearing a condom. Also may exhibit male pattern baldness and aggression due to short man's complex and steroid use.

That midget who just got kicked out of the bar for fighting is a Trojan Hand.

by Hector 567 March 7, 2008

Crack Hands

When someone's hands are never steady, ever. Like that of a crackheads.

Sean:"Yo, i saw Aaron cutting a peice of paper today, took em like 58 minutes"
Miguel:"Yeah, motherfuckers got crack hands, he needa lay off the pipe."
Aaron:"What'd you say motherfucker?!"
Miguel:"Stfu its not like you can hold a gun straight enough to shoot me, cracky."
Sean:Lawl

by Albusdumbledore November 22, 2011

edward hands

In reference to the main character of the Twilight books by Stephenie Meyer. Edward Cullen, a vampire has an unnaturally low body temperature, leaving his hands always cold.

"He went outside in the winter with no gloves on, so now he has edward hands"

by Katrina29 January 6, 2008

heavy-handed

A term describing a generous bartender. This bartender always fills your pint glass to the brim and ensures you get your money's worth in any mixed drink.

"Jack sure is a heavy-handed bartender, there's just enough cranberry juice in this cranberry vodka to give it color."

"I'm starting to think Lisa is a cougar, she's always heavy-handed with attractive frat boys."

by Rena Jae November 2, 2011

hand fart

The art of putting a cupped hand into the trousers for oderiferous transfer of flatulence to an unsuspecting bed mate.

Damn it Vance! Did you have to hand fart me during my beauty slumber!!!!

by http://webpages.charter.net/cvance10/ September 3, 2004

scissor hands

when someone reaches for your smoke before you've offered it to them

Get your scissor scissor hands away from me

by RAMBOR0B June 8, 2009