Hand in the scene - not on the screen

The principle of not using your smartphone after wiping your bottom in the toilet.

*stepping out of the toilet*: "man you won't believe the score I just got in Angey Birds!"
- "hi- hand in the scene - not on the screen"

by UziMaster August 21, 2011

hand rubbing

Jerking off with the help of rubbing alcohol. Mostly used by the nursing profession.

Nurse - "I use proper hand rubbing for every patient."

by Nurses November 21, 2013

hand of mercy

when you hold in a wank for an extreme amount of time, then violently relieving yourself.

damn I haven't wanked in 4 days, better give myself the old, hand of mercy.

by wristynation December 9, 2013

Hand Test

A rule of thumb for judging someone's attractiveness, which goes as follows:

"If s/he is more fuckable than my hand, I'd hit it."

Dude, this chick ain't anything to write home about, but she passes the hand test, so I'll do her. Whatever.

by Dark Master Joey January 21, 2015

hand melt

the act of when you brake your hand while masturbating while in the brake of busting a not

oh you'll be fine, as long as you don't experience something known as hand melt

by lolmanvip March 21, 2017

hand stack

when ur playing cards at there are cards in your hand. those are hand cards

do you have any 7's in your hand stack?

by milkymolam November 30, 2017

Hand Sandwich

When you place your hand in-between another persons hand till nice and snug inside the two

Barry placed his hand in-between Sally's hand as it was cold, a nice hand sandwich

by Urbanrider97 November 22, 2018