by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003
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A man that works hard for his family but works even harder when he's making love to his woman..
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ITS MR. NAAAASTY TIME!!!
A man that works hard for his family but works even harder when he's making love to his woman..
Knick name used when your man is glued to his video game after a hard days work...
Knick name used when
ITS MR. NAAAASTY TIME!!!
by Mrs.Hammer December 20, 2016
Get the Black Hammer mug.A wooden hammer invented by Al Gore in the mid 1800s (shortly after inventing the internet), and intended for crushing moon rocks to release their telekinetic crystals. The hammer is identified by a megaphonesque shaped head and bulbous handle, and made completely out of White Pine, which is impervious to the moon rocks' forcefield. While Al Gore never was able to conclusively prove that the hammer functioned as intended, he has long used it to "bust cabinet members balls," and claims it is the original Gavel of Justice.
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