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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
mugGet the Grease Shinglemug.

Grease

They will grease after school.
Luis and Lily greased in the public bathroom.
I might have to grease if he dont pull them draws up 🤷 ♀️
by ash kash December 15, 2021
mugGet the Greasemug.

Grease Intolerance

A Condition That Causes Belly Pain, Nausea, Vomiting, Uncontrollable Diarrhoea, Dizziness, Fatigue, Epilepsy, Mental Retardation & Death Caused By Dehydration

This Condition Is Typically Chronic & Can Last For Up To 20 Years

Mostly Common In Females
Julie Has Grease Intolerance So Don’t Show Her Any Strobe Lights Or We’ll Have To Take Her To The Hospital
by ChickenBirds July 5, 2024
mugGet the Grease Intolerancemug.

Grease trapper

The act of a three some where the person on the bottom collects all the drippings
Every Friday I look forward to being the grease trapper
by Dirty -J- October 3, 2016
mugGet the Grease trappermug.

greasing the pan

the caressing of the buttocks, often using a warming jell for proper smackin' during what is known as foreplay.
Brotha, she backed that thang up on me and I was greasing the pan till she begged me to hit it... then I quit it.
by katzenjammer January 6, 2008
mugGet the greasing the panmug.

greasing

Sweating it out (studying) like pulling a mad one.
Been greasing quick maffs all day !
by mashhme April 15, 2018
mugGet the greasingmug.

Grease Monkey

Used against IPad Kids. Due to the fact of their IPads being really greasy. These “Grease Monkeys” are normally very annoying and like wotsits and end up covered in cheese. IPad ending up greasy and covered in cheese and Finger Prints.
Person 1: Ew, that kids ipad is so cheesy and greasy.

Person 2: That is disgusting, he is such a grease monkey.
by Daddy Adam May 11, 2021
mugGet the Grease Monkeymug.

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