Grasshopper

the worst quality you'll ever want to be . it's being/looking extra ugly , boring , dumb , rachet , a chicken head , having an awkward shaped head , hoeish , stank & etc. . . . NObody wants to be a grasshopper

Bitch- "Bitch you're not cute"
Girl- "nwhoaa , ohkayee i know this grasshopper lookin bitch is not talkin"
Bitch- "wtf is a grasshopper though"
Girl- "YOU bitch . you're a fucking grasshopper , so hop outta my face Sharon

by #BuddyPOW May 1, 2011

grass drag

A sport where snowmobilers drag race snowmobiles on a stretch of grass or dirt.

I won at the grass drags.

by Jeff February 1, 2005

grassgasm

An orgasm while smoking weed or while stoned.

Dude, on New Year's, I had a total grassgasm!

by UnwantedFugitive October 9, 2006

Grass Head

Adj. A person who obsesses over the health of their grass. They spend 110% of their time and money using fertilizers, watering their lawns, and keeping weeds away while treating their lawns like Newborn Babies. They hate dry patches and dog crap. Often you will see them with sprinklers constantly on, shooing people from the grass. After years, one may develop the rare Grass Brain Disease.

Oh my gosh! Mr. Smite is watering his lawn AGAIN! Just another Grass Head on Ray Drive!

by Spirit Girl September 8, 2010

Snake in the Grass

When you tittie fuck a hairy, fat man.

Yeah, I went on a date with Gary last night and we so did snake in the grass.

by GayCarcinoma March 5, 2009

glassons

Alongside Hannahs, Hellensteins - A Horrible Female Clothing Store where clothes that nobody would be caught dead wearing in Iran, Pakistan or Palentine are sold, Customers and Staff are referred to by the Aotearoa Revolutionary Brigades as Scum, Slappers, Prostitutes, Whores, Bitches, Preps, Skanks and oughta be stoned to death or tied to the back of a pick-up truck at WestpacTrsut stadium and driven around the stadium at hight speed until they expire and Every Single Glassons store in the entire country be burnt down or bombed by a suicide bomber - regardless of weather or not staff/customers are inside or outside the store

Glassons = The Whorehouse and Great Satan of the South Pacific

by Brother Number One October 21, 2003

grasshead

a. A person, usually male, who is addicted to marijuana. 6. pothead

b. A person who has signed up for the website http;//www.whatthefuck.com under "Grasshead."

a. Look at that grasshead, smoking 24/7

b. Hi, I'm grasshead.

by Alan December 5, 2004