Forbidden fruit

1.Sex

(I know this from experience)

Mikey: Yeah, we broke up.
Dad: Don't worry about it, there's plenty more fish in the sea.
Mikey: Yeah 52% of the world is ladies.
Dad: Well son, now that you've tasted the "forbidden fruit" you'll be chasing your cock for the rest of your life.


*True story*

by Mikey July 23, 2004

fruit cup

the food of choice for tards worldwide. first made famous in the trombone chronicles, in the sonicare chapter.

jimmie attempted to eat his fruit cup but ended up spilling it over his plastic poncho in a drooly mess.

by Alex Homeskillet February 24, 2008

fruit booter

dumbasses who gave up on skateboarding after realizing they had to put forth effort to land a simple ollie and decided if their wheels were attached to their feet jumping would be effortless.

F.B.- "golly gee, this skateboarding is makeing me sweat i think i'll attach my wheels to my new rainbow plastic boots and go roll around the skatepark and get in everyones way, IM A FAGGOT!!!"

by ZeRoOrDiE March 14, 2005

fruit bucket

Someone who is very gay, or just acts very girly. A fruit bucket may also be a cocksmoker.

o yeah, that kid wears shortshorts and likes to giggle...he's a fruit bucket.

by Robby H. November 22, 2004

Low Hanging Fruit

Midget balls.

Elves have low hanging fruit.

by The Man with No Name November 7, 2017

Fruit Snacks

The redish brown pussy chunks found when a girl is on her period.

Dang girl, you left me some fruit snacks on my ding dong.

by J. Weazy August 27, 2008

fruit

a corny person who doesnt know a clue on what they are talking about.

thats not funny, kid ur such a fruit!

by tOxiiclOvee23 May 15, 2009