five minute friend 

That one person that’s good as a friend for five minutes until you realize they’re annoying as hell. You’re friends with them more out of obligation and classroom necessity than out of free will.

Yo Kryslin was cool at first until I realized she was actually a try hard and a five minute friend.

five minute friend by kalesorcererlawn October 4, 2019

your best friend jippy 

hip-hip/artist producer similar to mf doom dudes kinda crazy and shit goes hard, you can check his shit on soundcloud, bandcamp, and other stuff but mainly those 2 he posts regularly on dat

if u like mf doom and that typa music and that shit speak to u like ong speak through ya mind then this guy will fosho be yo best friend trust

"yo u heard of your best friend jippy"
"no who tf that"
"nigga hes not very popular but hotter than the sun check his shit!!"

your best friend jippy by ook13 June 21, 2022

friend cap 

Short for Friend Capitalization Point, this is the maximum amount of friends you can get on social networking sites such as Myspace and especially facebook, based through real life interactions.

Person A: I haven't gotten any new friend requests from people at my school on facebook lately...

Person B: You have like 100 friends on there! I think you've reached your friend cap...

friend cap by TehFutureIsNow April 1, 2007

Friendboy 

A friend of the opposite sex with whom you are not romantically attached.

Sam: I thought that Ann Marie was dating Jay?
Ginny: She is, you ninny!
Maddie: Jay is her boyfriend, Kevin is her friendboy!

Friendboy by Garin Girls August 2, 2009

Friend cheating 

Situation: This happens when you introduce two of your friends that didn't know each other before and then suddenly they become best of friends and start doing things together without including you when you were the one that introduced them.

Mandy: "Why don't you and Terry hang out anymore?"

Kathy: "She is friend cheating on me with Lesile"

Friend cheating by PinupGal September 15, 2010

Only Friend*z 

A group of friends who are very close, namely Zad, Vic, Mert, Kate and Al. These girls partake in activities such as attending Disney rehearsals, sleepovers, makeovers, being arrested twice, being pretty/skinny/popular, eating, texting, never showering, watching the office, ruining scary movies, swimming at zad's, doing master warm ups, getting their heads in the game, making videos, having boyfriends, romacing milkshake, talking really loud at movies, watching disney channel, bonding with eachother's families, ending every word with ziez, and stalking people on Facebook.

I love my only friend*z: Zaida, Mary, Kate, and Alex.

Only Friend*z by Vicziez February 22, 2008

Side Friend 

Someone you don’t treat the same as your other friends. Like you could be all hyper and having fun with your friend then once they’re unavailable you talk to your side friend and don’t act the same and act more dry with them. Also the side friend can show more and participate more in the “friendship” while the “friend” is only talking to them just to talk to them waiting for their real friend to call them back

*On FaceTime with a friend* (Hyper, talking a lot, laughing a lot)
*On FaceTime with a side friend* (Dry, barely talking, could repeating the same simple word after the side friend says something)

Side Friend by I.IS.THAT.BITCH July 7, 2019