3DS faced

The result of ones face after playing Nintendo's 3DS for long periods of time. The eyes tend to squint and vision is blurred causing the whole face to pucker in pain. Usually accompanied by a head ache.

First used by Kevin Pereira on G4TV on 3/23/2011.

Guy 1: Dude, what happened to your face? You look like you have been sucking on lemons.
Guy 2: I had nothing to do so I got 3DS faced.

by TheSkinman April 14, 2011

shit faced

Getting wasted and having a hangover the next morning.

Last night I got shit faced and this morning I have a hangover.

by mexicain taco May 30, 2014

Two faced bigot

One who supports building a wall on the southern border yet celebrates cinco de mayo

You're a two faced bigot

by Sugarcoatnothing May 7, 2017

Faced

An insult of the worst nature. When you have been faced, you have been shown up or otherwise publicly embarassed. You may also receive a body gesture in which the person who has faced you pushes their open hand through space toward your face while moving their head and upper torso forward insultingly.

I told him that his mother was a whore. He was taken aback, and before he could say anything I pressed my advantage, loudly yelling 'Faced!'

by Homsar96 July 21, 2008

facedesk

A term invented and used by trolls, children and people who are mentally impaired to demonstrate their desperate need to tell others that facepalm is not strong enough to express their objection to a previous statement.

Facedesk is commonly represented by a crude demotivational poster including a picture of a person with their head pressed against a desk and the word Facedesk either on the picture or underneath. This is used as a desperate attempt to enhance the impact of the term.

Facedesk would fit between the more commonly used facepalm and wallbash.

Fair enough, I've got a fast Internet connection and I haven't even played online. I see Gran Turismo as a game to play alone to get the money and buy cars to do certain races, and tune the cars up. Racing with AI is fun, and racing against the clock is fun as hell as well!

All I do when I think of "online" in GT5 is...

FACEDESK

BECAUSE SOMETIMES, PALMS AREN'T ENOUGH

by FireDragon7 December 11, 2010

shit faced

this is when you drink too much and it lookes like ur fucked up

dam im shit faced i gotta get some coffee

by luv myself October 8, 2006

baby faced

Blowing your load aka baby spunk all over a girls face.

when a girl is giving you a blowjob , and right as you are about to come you pull it out of her mouth and jerk it on her face. Now that is called getting baby faced.

by Bob Saget II March 4, 2007