An individual who is addicted to Fentanyl that will sell their own mother to get a bag of Fent.
signs and symptoms of the common Fent Ferret include but are not limited to:
▪️Nodding off
▪️Falling asleep, while standing, and or bent over
▪️Involuntary muscle contractions, and or spasms
▪️Habitually stealing from Walmart
▪️Habitually stealing from friends, family, neighbors, or anyone around with anything of any value.
▪️Loss of memory
▪️Loss of appetite
▪️Loss of anything good in their lives
▪️Ferrets may also spend a substantial amount of their lives incarcerated.
If you or a loved one is a ferret, there is hope for recovery. SAMHSA’s National Helpline, 1-800-662-HELP (4357) (also known as the Treatment Referral Routing Service), or TTY: 1-800-487-4889 is a confidential, free, 24-hour-a-day, 365-day-a-year, information service, in English and Spanish, for individuals and family members facing mental and/or substance use disorders. This service provides referrals to local treatment facilities, support groups, and community-based organizations.
Also visit the online treatment locator, or send your zip code via text message: 435748 (HELP4U) to find help near you. Read more about the HELP4U text messaging service.
signs and symptoms of the common Fent Ferret include but are not limited to:
▪️Nodding off
▪️Falling asleep, while standing, and or bent over
▪️Involuntary muscle contractions, and or spasms
▪️Habitually stealing from Walmart
▪️Habitually stealing from friends, family, neighbors, or anyone around with anything of any value.
▪️Loss of memory
▪️Loss of appetite
▪️Loss of anything good in their lives
▪️Ferrets may also spend a substantial amount of their lives incarcerated.
If you or a loved one is a ferret, there is hope for recovery. SAMHSA’s National Helpline, 1-800-662-HELP (4357) (also known as the Treatment Referral Routing Service), or TTY: 1-800-487-4889 is a confidential, free, 24-hour-a-day, 365-day-a-year, information service, in English and Spanish, for individuals and family members facing mental and/or substance use disorders. This service provides referrals to local treatment facilities, support groups, and community-based organizations.
Also visit the online treatment locator, or send your zip code via text message: 435748 (HELP4U) to find help near you. Read more about the HELP4U text messaging service.
Jane Doe: “Why is Beth B. bent over asleep at the Dollar General like that?”
John Doe: “I saw her leaving the Fent dealer over in Oaklawn a few min ago…I guess she boosted some shit from Walmart to trade for some Fent…”
Jane Doe: “Oh shit. I didn’t realize Beth B. Was a Fent Ferret”
John Doe: “I saw her leaving the Fent dealer over in Oaklawn a few min ago…I guess she boosted some shit from Walmart to trade for some Fent…”
Jane Doe: “Oh shit. I didn’t realize Beth B. Was a Fent Ferret”
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Norbert Nobnoodle just purchased some feltching ferrets online for a bit of ferret felching in the sun after he stuck those critters up his bum
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How Moon Ferreting works is when someone is posting about an actual event, a rando will pop into the comments screaming about a bunch of things related to that topic that only exist in their imagination. So there's the real issue under discussion, but why won't you address this imaginary thing that they just made up! Your inability to justify the thing that hasn't happened and probably will never happen proves that you're a bad person and they win.
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Ferrari fan: Shut the fuck up. Your team win every race, and it’s not even like your drivers are good. They only win because they have the fastest car, and what do we have? My team have a SHITBOX. A fucking TRACTOR! And Carlos Sainz has left us too because he’s moved to Williams, and he got a penalty! In the Dutch GP guess what? BOTH CARS DNF. I’m starting to think this is a joke. I’m starting to feel like fucking Scuderia Ferrari
Ferrari fan: Shut the fuck up. Your team win every race, and it’s not even like your drivers are good. They only win because they have the fastest car, and what do we have? My team have a SHITBOX. A fucking TRACTOR! And Carlos Sainz has left us too because he’s moved to Williams, and he got a penalty! In the Dutch GP guess what? BOTH CARS DNF. I’m starting to think this is a joke. I’m starting to feel like fucking Scuderia Ferrari
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