When servicing your septic.. and you retrieve the last cumwad deposit in the tank, introduce it while fingerblasting your next partner resulting a pregnancy.
by TheDriverShotJFK August 15, 2021
Get the Steptic-fathermug. Son: Father, who was the first father?
Father: Son, God was the first father.
Son: If God is a dad, doesn't that make dad bods the body of a god?
Father: Son, God was the first father.
Son: If God is a dad, doesn't that make dad bods the body of a god?
by RazeUsAll December 19, 2021
Get the Fathermug. the not-so-subtle way of stating you will not be waking up before 10A.M. to attend church on a sunday.
Either A: because you are too hungover from the events that unfolded the previous evening.
B: you're just too lazy to be waking up that early.
Either A: because you are too hungover from the events that unfolded the previous evening.
B: you're just too lazy to be waking up that early.
You have 1 New Text Message
MOM: so ill see you in the morning service?
YOU: sorry momma but ill be preying to father pillow tomorrow morning.
MOM: so ill see you in the morning service?
YOU: sorry momma but ill be preying to father pillow tomorrow morning.
by lilmamma43345 May 12, 2010
Get the father pillowmug. by Yeetsjdh39 December 1, 2016
Get the coke fathermug. <.7.9.7.6.>Your Father Talks So Much In <&>AndA<&>Out Of Her Mouth That, I, Angel Jose Robles Thought That The Mother Swallowed A Carrot<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Your Father Talks So Much In <&>AndA<&>Out Of Her Mouth That, I, Angel Jose Robles Thought That The Mother Swallowed A Carrot<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Your Father Talks So Much In <&>AndA<&>Out Of Her Mouth That, I, Angel Jose Robles Thought That The Mother Swallowed A Carrot<.7.9.7.6.>mug. A priest takes a condom and fills it with silicon adhesive and then puts his fist in it. He proceeds to teach his fellow church goers about the true meaning about being forgiven by the lord.
by TheWhabbitThumper February 18, 2020
Get the Father Fistermug. by EatGlueee July 21, 2021
Get the Fathermug.