A little floor spice makes everything nice.

1. What you say when your friends catch you eating something off the floor.
2. What you say to a friend that dropped something while cooking for a large group of people.

Boy: *drops cookie on the floor*

Girl: "Oh my god... Don't eat that!"

Boy: "What's wrong with it? A little floor spice makes everything nice. XD

by f this... too many names December 23, 2012

that annoying little shit that everyone hates

martin meyer

fuck you martin meyer go kill yourself you're that annoying little shit that everyone hates

by HesteHund September 29, 2017

National Girlfriends Have To Say Yes To Everything Day!

On October 5th, you can ask your girlfriend anything but they can’t say no, they have to say yes or else you have to break up with them.

National Girlfriends Have To Say Yes To Everything Day!- ask her to buy you something or give you a massage but they can’t say no.

by (: mich September 5, 2021

Rims that keep spinning every time you stop

spinning rims

spinners

by king ej April 15, 2003

Every mans fantasy

Every mans fantasy consist of 1 set of Billy Banana Balls, 1 Cricket Bat, 4 pounds of blue cheese, 1 cellphone on vibrate, 6 pouches of capri sun, 3 jimmy fucking faggots, and one 4 year grandpa named jimmity jackhammer jerry.

Every mans fantasy is what your whore of a mother does with me every saturday night.

by Cock lover January 11, 2009

every witch way

A show on Nickelodeon with 4 seasons about young teenage witches and wizards and kanays dealing with their powers while falling in love with each other.

Girl 1: I am so Every Witch Way ended.

Girl 2: That was so long ago.

Girl 1: It still a really good show. I love Jax and Emma they are perfect for each other.

Girl 2: I KNOW RIGHT! And Maddie and Diego.

by don’t worrry about who I am May 1, 2018

god and everyone

Who one will kick someones ass in front of.

Cross-talk me again and I will kick your ass in front of god and everyone.

by alabastor April 22, 2005