Ethan (Valdez)

A tall and slim man with orange hair, usually of African descent. Often grumpy and listening to rap or erotic audiobooks, Ethan (Valdez) requires a large daily intake of sugar and caffeine to cope with life. Often associated with reckless driving and possession of unregistered firearms.

Ethan (Valdez) is a piss goblin.

by PJ Babadotan October 31, 2022

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Ethan SWAZaria

The first gay footballer to graduate from the Manchester United academy. On the ball, he's the best at the whole club, including the first team. He is the only one of two people to ever achieve a 192 FIFA21 Futdraft on FUTbin FUTdraft simulator after the legendary Elija Redden of the among us esports team. Early in his career, he was involved in the curry powder scandal and subsequently failed his drug test. He has been an open advocate for gay rights all his life and is an inspiration for gay athletes everywhere. Many philosophical minds argue whether you should call SWAZariah a mistah.

The weather is so bad, SO ETHAN!!!!!
That footballer is so good, he might be the next Ethan SWAZaria

by Unofficial Ethan Fan Club March 21, 2021

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ethan bradberry

A person of low intelligence, usually used as a substitute insult for idiot.

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Josh was being SUCH a bradberry last night.

by IMETHANBRADBERRY July 23, 2016

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Ethan Hunt

1. Tom Cruise's secret agent character in MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE films. Brother of Mike Hunt.

2. Some guy who acts like he's a secret agent to pick up dumb blondes at the bar.

1. (Tom Cruise as Ethan Hunt): "Where's Mike Hunt? He's my brother. Now tell me where Mike Hunt is or I'll blow your fucking head off!" (confused foreigners argue about what Ethan Hunt is saying).

2. Hey, look, Clyde is using that old Ethan Hunt routine to pick up that Pam Anderson chick.

by Peter, Dick & Roger Moore May 25, 2006

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