Ethan Dolan

OK BECAUSE ETHAN DOLAN is the ultimate Daddy he is obviously the better twin because how could you not love him not only does he have the jawline that’s sharper then a knife .... no no he is the funniest, sweetest, caring, person that you will ever find

A Ethan Dolan gives so much happiness and life to people that can’t find there own a Ethan Dolan gives you happiness when no one else can
I wish I was married to Ethan Dolan
by Ethan’s wife November 19, 2018
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Ethan espinoza

the world's best gardener and tequila maker also he will rob your house
Ethan espinoza robbed my house and made my garden look nice
by josephclare November 08, 2022
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Ethan SWAZaria

The first gay footballer to graduate from the Manchester United academy. On the ball, he's the best at the whole club, including the first team. He is the only one of two people to ever achieve a 192 FIFA21 Futdraft on FUTbin FUTdraft simulator after the legendary Elija Redden of the among us esports team. Early in his career, he was involved in the curry powder scandal and subsequently failed his drug test. He has been an open advocate for gay rights all his life and is an inspiration for gay athletes everywhere. Many philosophical minds argue whether you should call SWAZariah a mistah.
The weather is so bad, SO ETHAN!!!!!
That footballer is so good, he might be the next Ethan SWAZaria
by Unofficial Ethan Fan Club March 22, 2021
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ethan bradberry

A person of low intelligence, usually used as a substitute insult for idiot.
IM ETHAN BRADBERRY

Josh was being SUCH a bradberry last night.
by IMETHANBRADBERRY March 17, 2016
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Ethan Hunt

1. Tom Cruise's secret agent character in MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE films. Brother of Mike Hunt.

2. Some guy who acts like he's a secret agent to pick up dumb blondes at the bar.
1. (Tom Cruise as Ethan Hunt): "Where's Mike Hunt? He's my brother. Now tell me where Mike Hunt is or I'll blow your fucking head off!" (confused foreigners argue about what Ethan Hunt is saying).

2. Hey, look, Clyde is using that old Ethan Hunt routine to pick up that Pam Anderson chick.
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Ethan Mitchell

a sexy beast who can make people cum by making eye contact with them.
1-"Look at that Ethan Mitchell over there!"
2-"I think I creamed my pants."
1-"It's okay I came twice."
by YourFriendsMom69 October 06, 2010
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Ethan's penis

A dick a big it makes the girl scream
Last night i got Ethan's penis and it was painful
by Alisa vagina April 25, 2017
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