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eddie izzard

1. Comedian that isn't really that funny, so needs a hook (dressing like a rump ranger) in order to draw audiences.

2. One of the only comedians that one could sit through for hours without cracking even the slightest hint of a grin.
After sitting through a full hour set of an Eddie Izzard show...

"Man, I wasted my money. I sat through a full one hour show without even grinning...but did you see the way that he/she was dressed? That made the show so funny! Eddie Izzard is now my favorite comedian, because even though his/her jokes are not edgy or original, he/she sure dresses different! I mean oh my God...he made a joke about candy, that is soooo original...Jammydodgers, that shit is hilarious!"
by RS February 3, 2005
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Eddie Haskell

When u wipe your ass with your hand and slap some one on there forehead
Yea dude i just Eddie Haskelled Adrianna
by FLASH NASTY September 10, 2009
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Eddie!

Complex piece of celery hu is obsessed wit computers n has an opinion on every-flippin-thing & hu randomly gets trees shoved up his nose and has odd friends hu are jehova's witnesses dat sell double glazing.
It's eddie the 10ft stick of celery
by Lexi November 25, 2003
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eddy joe

a nympho.

a person who likes pleasure.
by dudebutt March 25, 2008
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Eddy Loko Hands

When you duct tape a Four Loko to each hand and can't take them off until you are finished drinking them.
At our floor party, one room was themed "Eddy Loko Hands". What a shitshow.
by BroPaterno October 19, 2010
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Eddie

A fat drug dealing asshole who only dates girls so he can unload his druggie nutsack onto them and has the worst fishtank if a haircut and his only income is drugs and how he madturbates and records it
Eddie is gah
by Urmomgey69420 June 17, 2018
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Eddie

Eddie is a lying little bitch he will break your heart into two

He will slowly tear you to pieces

Then leave for another girl

If you are eddie this is probably you ^^
I hope my next boyfriend isn’t an eddie .😂
by Lois Johnson July 5, 2018
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