Someone possessing the exact opposite of the stereotypes of a deaf person, like the comic book character Daredevil, but in reverse/ Instead of possessing acute senses to make up for their lack of hearing, a deaf and dumb person would probably die of smoke inhalation after starting a cooking fire because they are too unobservant to see the spreading flames, smell the smoke, or feel the heat, or and too idiotic to remember that they were cooking something in the first place -- all as the fire eventually consumed the house.
They have no deaf or hard of hearing friends because they're too lazy to learn sign language. Instead, they force you to use a unique form of pidgin that's a mixture of pantomime, pointing, and sounding things out with your mouth until you both become frustrated and the deaf and dumb becomes angry that you made them put their hearing aid on because they "don't like wearing it." It usually takes them 20 minutes to find their hearing aid but god forgive you if you have somewhere to be, as anything other than patiently waiting will result in them screaming at you while you can't respond. Even if they are able to hear you, they often obfuscate obvious sentences into nonsense. To use the first example of the cooking fire, a family member might run up to them and yell, "The house is on fire!" Even after having a lifetime to learn lip reading, they would probably respond, "The mouse has gone prior?" or, "I'm already using the fryer!! Are you blind?"
They have no deaf or hard of hearing friends because they're too lazy to learn sign language. Instead, they force you to use a unique form of pidgin that's a mixture of pantomime, pointing, and sounding things out with your mouth until you both become frustrated and the deaf and dumb becomes angry that you made them put their hearing aid on because they "don't like wearing it." It usually takes them 20 minutes to find their hearing aid but god forgive you if you have somewhere to be, as anything other than patiently waiting will result in them screaming at you while you can't respond. Even if they are able to hear you, they often obfuscate obvious sentences into nonsense. To use the first example of the cooking fire, a family member might run up to them and yell, "The house is on fire!" Even after having a lifetime to learn lip reading, they would probably respond, "The mouse has gone prior?" or, "I'm already using the fryer!! Are you blind?"
I learned ASL to better communicate with my deaf and dumb mother, but she said it was too hard, like learning to text. Instead she insists on screaming into the phone then hanging up on me when she gets frustrated. She will die alone.
by idgaf187 August 20, 2021
Get the deaf and dumbmug. Dumb shit is not necessarily an insult, it can also refer to illogical or irrational feats of greatness.
by mr dumb shit February 11, 2014
Get the Dumb Shitmug. When two or more people, usually corporate idiots, have an extensive argument over something that is well known, like gravity.
I heard Ruth and Curt arguing over how long coffee break policies should be, I think they were having a dumb off.
by DavidJemeyson October 21, 2011
Get the dumb offmug. An Individual who is as unintelligent as a bag or block of ice. Someone who says or does an action in which they look stupid and don't comprehend what they did like there brain is frozen like a bag of ice hence the term.
by Warlxrd October 13, 2017
Get the dumb as icemug. "Maurice just fell for his 3rd credit card scam, " guffawed Jude. "OMG, he like is so like street dumb lol jk lmao" Bethany chortled.
by Pizza bc im a white girl September 19, 2018
Get the Street Dumbmug. 
Get the Dumb Assmug. "Dumb phone" is a coarse reference to the largely obsolete portable cellular telephones (of differing brands) made from 1983 to 1999. Majority of them were manufactured by Motorola from 1983 to 1999. Other manufacturers during that period include Ericsson, Sony, Nokia, Mobira and Oki.
Contrary to popular belief, dumb phones do not refer to feature phones (mobile phones made from 2000 - present with little features as compared to smart phones).
Contrary to popular belief, dumb phones do not refer to feature phones (mobile phones made from 2000 - present with little features as compared to smart phones).
Al: Did you see that New Zealand ad? The one about the gal who used a dumb phone 'coz her insurance plan was so damn expensive?
by Heych September 16, 2010
Get the Dumb phonemug.