Someone possessing the exact opposite of the stereotypes of a deaf person, like the comic book character Daredevil, but in reverse/ Instead of possessing acute senses to make up for their lack of hearing, a deaf and dumb person would probably die of smoke inhalation after starting a cooking fire because they are too unobservant to see the spreading flames, smell the smoke, or feel the heat, or and too idiotic to remember that they were cooking something in the first place -- all as the fire eventually consumed the house.
They have no deaf or hard of hearing friends because they're too lazy to learn sign language. Instead, they force you to use a unique form of pidgin that's a mixture of pantomime, pointing, and sounding things out with your mouth until you both become frustrated and the deaf and dumb becomes angry that you made them put their hearing aid on because they "don't like wearing it." It usually takes them 20 minutes to find their hearing aid but god forgive you if you have somewhere to be, as anything other than patiently waiting will result in them screaming at you while you can't respond. Even if they are able to hear you, they often obfuscate obvious sentences into nonsense. To use the first example of the cooking fire, a family member might run up to them and yell, "The house is on fire!" Even after having a lifetime to learn lip reading, they would probably respond, "The mouse has gone prior?" or, "I'm already using the fryer!! Are you blind?"
They have no deaf or hard of hearing friends because they're too lazy to learn sign language. Instead, they force you to use a unique form of pidgin that's a mixture of pantomime, pointing, and sounding things out with your mouth until you both become frustrated and the deaf and dumb becomes angry that you made them put their hearing aid on because they "don't like wearing it." It usually takes them 20 minutes to find their hearing aid but god forgive you if you have somewhere to be, as anything other than patiently waiting will result in them screaming at you while you can't respond. Even if they are able to hear you, they often obfuscate obvious sentences into nonsense. To use the first example of the cooking fire, a family member might run up to them and yell, "The house is on fire!" Even after having a lifetime to learn lip reading, they would probably respond, "The mouse has gone prior?" or, "I'm already using the fryer!! Are you blind?"
I learned ASL to better communicate with my deaf and dumb mother, but she said it was too hard, like learning to text. Instead she insists on screaming into the phone then hanging up on me when she gets frustrated. She will die alone.
by idgaf187 August 20, 2021
Get the deaf and dumbmug. "Maurice just fell for his 3rd credit card scam, " guffawed Jude. "OMG, he like is so like street dumb lol jk lmao" Bethany chortled.
by Pizza bc im a white girl September 19, 2018
Get the Street Dumbmug. A person who gossips to your girlfriend, makes trouble, her grades in regular classes are the same as your parents birthday minus 1900
by Professional Exposer March 28, 2017
Get the Dumb Cuntmug. When two or more people, usually corporate idiots, have an extensive argument over something that is well known, like gravity.
I heard Ruth and Curt arguing over how long coffee break policies should be, I think they were having a dumb off.
by DavidJemeyson October 21, 2011
Get the dumb offmug. Commercial dumb is the idiocy the people in TV commercials tend to show. They say and do things that no one in the right mind would ever do in reality. And the others in the ad are so dumb that they don't even find that behavior bizare.
Typical commercial: Retard #1 Duhhhhhh!!! This cell phone from Verizan Wireless can makes me cool!!! I'm gonna pull down my pants!
Retard #2 Wow what a great phone!! Now we can text each other! (Not noticing that retard #1's pants are down.
A real example would be an AT&T commercial in which someone looking out the window thought he was watching HDTV.
TV viewer: Those guys are so commercial dumb.
Retard #2 Wow what a great phone!! Now we can text each other! (Not noticing that retard #1's pants are down.
A real example would be an AT&T commercial in which someone looking out the window thought he was watching HDTV.
TV viewer: Those guys are so commercial dumb.
by I hate commercials August 25, 2008
Get the commercial dumbmug. 
Get the Dumb Assmug. by El_Bruh_Momento September 29, 2020
Get the A Dumb Fuckmug.