The banana battery works because of kinetic energy and static electricity
Connecting together and making fireworks and killing your family
Connecting together and making fireworks and killing your family
human one: i just why does a banana battery work my family
human steve: damn bro thats sick
jesus: why did i create humans just for them to make love with their family to later kill them.
human steve: damn bro thats sick
jesus: why did i create humans just for them to make love with their family to later kill them.
by corgi lover1234 January 9, 2025

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

jack: "Damn Joey, ya see that doe' lady over there!"
Joey: "Sheesh! That ain't half bad, I'd hit dat' shit"
Joey: "Sheesh! That ain't half bad, I'd hit dat' shit"
by Jboylit February 9, 2021

by Turkey turd November 19, 2021

It says I'm not stupid enough to let you use your mongrel children as an excuse to stalk and harass me for the rest of my life while simultaneously stealing everything I make and condemning me to a life of servitude so you can feel better about the fact that your kids are never going to stop getting fucked amd murdered and there's no reason for anyone who DOESN'T have kids to give a shit because YOU don't give a shit about the problems of non-kid-havers.
Hym "What does that say about me? Whatever you want it to say, of course! Everything means whatever you want it to mean and you hear whatever you want to hear."
by Hym Iam February 2, 2024

by crazydog_ March 24, 2024
