Dave

Dave is the sweetest, most handsome guy to walk on this universe.
Dave is a nerdy guy with a big heart to fill you up with his care, love and affection.
Dave will treat his girlfriend like a princess, make up special and unique cute nicknames for his princess.
Dave has the most beautiful eyes and a smile that will brighten up your day.
Dave has a soothing low voice that will instantly put you into relax mode once he says a single word.
Dave will blow your mind with his amazing skills and will engage you with amazing games such as Magic: The Gathering.
Dave is simply amazing.
I wish everyone a Dave.

Girl 1: Have you seen that guy? He treats his girl like a princess
Girl 2: He must be a Dave

by MishPish September 15, 2018

oi dave

The phrase said by someone when shooting a video on bullying for GCSE media, when they want to be heard in the back of the shot.

Scene: Boy reading text, that has bullying written in it.
in background, the words "oi dave" can be heard.

by SirPagey May 12, 2008

big dick dave

a name given to people who think there dick i big but is very small

what up big dick dave

by elvis618 December 1, 2016

Dave Mustaine

Dave Mustain is the very talented Guitarist and lead singer of the heavy metal band Megadeth, he is otherwise notorious for getting kicked out of the band Metallica in his early days because of his unhealthy behaviour. Among amateur rock musicians, likening a band member to dave Mustaine means that they are unprofessional and that their general attitude impedes on the overall quality of the band, because they can't walk the line for example. Note that the real Dave Mustaine is a musical genius (regardless of his other problems), but a "Dave Mustaine" doesn't have to be particularly talented.

-Hey Slash, how's your band?
-It's O.K., but our lead singer is a fucking Dave Mustaine! We probably wouldn't keep him if he wasn't so talented.
-Oh, he is good? So he is like a real dave Mustaine then!

by Zub January 13, 2006

super dave

Sodomizing a male just after expelling fecies from said anus. (fucking a dudes ass after he JUST took a shit) taking special care to make sure that there is ALOT of shit in and around the anus acting as lubrication.

I gave that dude such a super dave!

by kjasdkfjksl djfklsjhdkfj sdk October 5, 2006

danyer

A person who tries to act tough, dumb.

or

it may be used as an exclamation after someone has done something tough.

He tried to prove the teacher wrong, he is such a danyer.

or

How long is a life sentence? DANIER!

by hubinternationx February 24, 2009

Famous Dave

As created by Jeremy, the greatest dude that ever lived. To perform the Famous Dave you need the following: Famous Dave's barbecue sauce and a willing woman. Once you have secured those two things the Famous Dave may be performed.

Pour some of the barbecue sauce onto a woman's anus, have her then fart it onto your chest, once the sauce is on your chest she will lick it and give you a nice wet kiss with said sauce.

That is the Famous Dave...not recommended to the faint of heart, but works exceptionally well under the influence of alcohol.

"I got so drunk last night that I actually tried the Famous Dave...and it worked like a charm". -Actual customer quote

by OlafForkbeard April 2, 2010